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posted at 05. Jan '21

last updated at 16. Jun '24

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Without a doubt, I am one of the better tournament viewers in this channel. I have logged more hours watching tournaments on twitch than all you kiddos combined, and I know the difference between single elimination and round robin brackets. I can tell you everything you want to know about ad breaks, audio, casters, balance, and game meta. Y’all need to get on my level. PinkMercy

Our Maru who art in Korea, hallowed be thy micro. Thy Fusion Core come. Thy stimpack be done, on GSL as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.

if heromarine has million number of fans i am one of them. if heromarine has ten fans i am one of them. if heromarine has no fans. that means i am no more on this earth. if the world is against heromarine, i am against the world. i love heromarine till my last breath marineLove

thy kingdom crashed, thy will be done. on twitch as it is on EU server

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about @uthermal. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

A study from MIT concluded that people that criticize people that copy paste messages in live stream chats (like in Twitch), tend to have a lower IQ than the average. It also concluded that they usually have a unhealthy addiction, as they criticize copy pastes that have yet a lot of meaning.

LETS GO MARC!! (btw Marc is Thermy , I can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah I know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

WHY DOES no one talk about the fact that Big Gabe had a burnt pizza in the room with him during SAHSC, helping him with callouts DURING the game? since when is this allowed? covid came so we can cheat in major tournaments and no one cares just because apparently they were lax on the rules?

Jesus died so we could go to heaven with him forever. We all need Christ to forgive us for our sin and set us free from sin and hell. Believe in him today to go to heaven. God bless you ♥

It’s like 7am in Korea right now. The sun is coming up. Darkness is being vanquished across the land. Dark was seemingly unstoppable while the light was but a promise. Now he is powerless

Lmao you call yourself a SC2 fan? I’m loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a real fan

Twitch chat clearly doesn’t understand the nuances of playing Protoss at the highest level. F2 + a-move isn’t as simple as it looks. Its execution may be different according to the mouse and keyboard models. In some cases the F2 button may even be broken, which makes it even more difficult.

You wouldn’t talk so much trash about terran if you met an SCV irl. I mean they’re a fusion of metal and a blue collar worker. Ha! You’d be too scared to move a muscle. blessed with the resilience, grit, and resourcefulness of the other terran units. Yeah you don’t stand a chance bud. Playing terran takes the fortitude of a someone doing construction work.

You wouldn’t talk so much trash about protoss if you met a stalker irl. I mean they’re a fusion of metal and the essence of a DT. Ha! You’d be too scared to move a muscle. blessed with the eloquence, grace, and power of the other toss units. Yeah you don’t stand a chance bud. Playing toss takes the patience of a someone learning the katana.

NA is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.

NA currently living rent free inside of EU’s head, yes its okay EU we know you are infatuated with us. If you wanted us to be your valentine and your lonely all you needed to do was ask!

REYNOR, THE LOS ANGELES NATIVE, THE “BEACH-BUM” TURNED SC2 PRO, WHO JUST TWO YEARS AGO SOLD HIS MOST CHERISHED OBJECT — THE SURFBOARD OF HIS YOUTH — IN EXCHANGE FOR A KEYBOARD AND MOUSE…AND NOW WHO COULD BELIEVE IT, HERE HE IS, IN THE KATOWICE GRAND FINALS 2021!! — MAKE USA PROUD REYNOR!!!!!!

Lmao you call yourself an LEC fan? I’m loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a true fan

Our Father Serral who art in Finland, hallowed be thy macro. Thy Lair come. Thy roach speed be done, on WCS as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.

MarineLord, the Fremen, takes a breather from the confines of his stillsuit to enjoy a pleasant rivalry of starcrafting

I come from the future, from 2030 more exactly. I have a very important message to tell! Protoss dominates the world. Blizzard never managed to nerf them, and things went south really quick. Everyone wears a Zealot mask in the streets, it’s insanity! Please tell your friends to not play protoss. Save the world!

Life with chronic pain is just constantly looking at something that brings you joy, assessing how much pain it might cause you in the future, and then deciding if the trade-off is worth it. It often isn’t, but there’s such a crushing boredom in prioritizing your health sometimes while you play protoss.

SC2 is simply the most mechanically demanding game. Other games just don’t even come close to the cerebral demand of SC2. SC2 players are smarter, micro and macro harder, and all their losses are exclusively due to balance.

Fun fact: I met Rotterdam at a convention and asked him to sign my keyboard. I handed him a pen but he just looked at me and shook his head. He got out his paintbrushes and painted a picture on my keyboard right there. What a guy

Our Father Serral who art in TEXAS, hallowed be thy macro. Thy Lair come. Thy roach speed be done, on WCS as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss. banger

Yeah I get it copy pastas are fun and all that but dont you think it is time to grow up and be an adult? Copying someone else’s message for no reason doesnt bring you forward in any way and just makes you look childish. So please stop and think before copy pasting.

Hey I’m one of Serral’s banelings, did you know we train together in packs for coordination, speed and surrounding fast moving objects? He said that I’m really smart and have a high chance of survival. What’s that master? Sorry gotta go!

How to make future bass:

Step 1: Go to the future. Step 2: Find a nearby river. Step 3: Catch the first bass you find. Step 4: Tear out the bass’ lungs. Step 5: Play the bass’ lungs like a flute. Step 6: Make profit.

Sudeep “Serral” Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Starcraft 2 player who currently plays for Edrash Naah Chakravati Eharthi(ENCE), an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamilnadu, India. He’s currently also working as a tech support at Dell Systems, and is looking for a core engineering job in a hardware company.

Guys can you bring down the spam for a bit? I had the most important interview of my life yesterday, and they told me they’ll get back to me in ESL_SC2 chat. I know it’s bizarre, I don’t know why they chose this medium in particular, but I don’t want to miss their follow-up because of a bunch of smartass pasta spammers

I am a childhood friend of serral. Serral as a kid, was quiet and was a super intelligent kid. Later Serral got into SC2 and then there was no looking back for him. Now he has made over a million dollars and is looking for a nice girl to settle down with and start a family. So if any of you know any nice girls, let me know in the twitch chat.

Zerg a move is way too powerful. All those spell casters auto casting their different spells, lings auto dodging mines, lurkers auto unburrow and burrow again close to enemy ground army, and overseers automatically put themselves in great position. Zerg a move is so powerful.

I just started playing, and I’m really enjoying this RPG! I picked the human hero. I get the machine gun guy, and sometimes the explosion mines. I make the turrets and the tank, so my town is never in trouble. I like how, as the game progresses, my machine gun hero is always powerful. I made it to the Grandmaster stage. I hope I’m near the final boss!

Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you.

You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights… You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C,then Ctrl+V and press Enter

Lambo isn’t so Lambo? Are you Lambo ? When was the last Lambo you saw Lambo with such Lambo and Lambo with Lambo? Lambo puts the Lambo in another Lambo, and we will be Lambod if we Lambo see a Lambo with his lambo and Lambo for the Lambo again. Lambo breaks records. Lambo breaks records. Lambo breaks the Lambos. You can keep your Lambos. I prefer the Lambo.

Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I’d like to let you know that we’ve just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don’t be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.

Fun fact: I met Rotterdam08 at a convention and asked him to sign my keyboard. I handed him a pen but he just looked at me and shook his head. He got out his paintbrushes and painted a picture on my keyboard right there. What a guy.

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about Reynor. u wouldnt say this shit to him at SAHSC, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

Guys, just bring down the spam here for a bit, ok? I had the most important interview of my life yesterday, and they said they will follow up with me in TakeTV’s chat. It’s a little bizarre, I don’t know why they’re picking this medium in particular to contact me, but I don’t want to miss their follow-up because of a bunch of smartass copy pasta spammers

LETS GO SLOWLY (btw Slowly is the MOD-goat , I can use her first name because i was often banned like that. yeah I know top mods but its not a big deal to me lol) PepeLaugh

When people talk about tex-mex food they refer to the likes of burritos, which where created originally in the 19th century by the Sotala family in Texas (while it was technically a part of Mexico). Today the Sotala family fights for Texas as well as their mexican roots, go Serral!

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one’s view’s and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that PROTOSS OP!!!

As a fellow upstanding citizen and a true American Patriot, Chris Canning, alias “MCanning” took young Joona Sootala, Riccardo Romiti, and Clement Desplanches under his wing, teaching them all he knows. It is partly tanks to him that they have achieved so much and that EU has been so successful in recent years. So thank you Chris, and long live EU!

I’m Sitting on about 8 million channel points. I won the twitch chatter award nine times. I’m internationally famous. I’m 6’4. You on the other hand: i’m guessing 5 feet flat, I’m guessing with the net worth of 10k channel points. Never won any awards, can walk around without anyone giving a fuck who you are or what you do. my point is, you and I as twitch chatters are not even close to being on the same level. I’m guessing that’s why you are constantly attacking me

Campanelle, is a type of pasta which is shaped like a cone with a ruffled edge, or a bell-like flower. It is also sometimes referred to as gigli. It is intended to be served with a thick sauce, or in a casserole. In Italian, campanelle can also refer to “handbells.”

Why does Serrall use the HP drain spell on Bunny’s marines? I know it does 10 damage to all of them, but it also makes them move a and shoot a lot faster, which helps them in combat. I’m starting to think that the HP drain spell is helping Serrall’s opponent more than it’s hurting him

Some of the brightest minds in all of Starcraft are here to share their knowledge on this Twitch chat. I strongly encourage any new players from trying to gain as much knowledge as possible from this great opportunity. For instance, I’ve been a backseat GM player for 20 seasons in a row, and at this point I probably know as much about the game as Serral (if not more)

In celebration of Serral’s historic Blizzcon victory the federal government awarded him ownership of the statue of liberty. Land of the free, home the brave, country of Serral! USA USA USA

I’m new to this game, I started playing what I thought was the campaign. It was pretty cool, I played with the Zerg race. I was winning everything, everything felt a bit to easy, but hey, it’s a campaign, that must be normal i thought. Suddently a GM badge appeared in my screen, and I realized, i’ve been playing ladder the whole time

Rotti is like the best trained knight in the land. He practices with his sword everyday. He has a horse; he feeds it. He brushes his teeth - no one does that. Then some guy with rotten teeth that eats nothing but raw meat and sheep’s milk shows up with a gun. That’s Terran-EZ-Race

Our Father Serral who art in Pornainen, hallowed be thy macro. Thy Lair come. Thy roach speed be done, on EPT as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.

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LUL NEVER SUBBED LUL NEVER DONATED LUL ADBLOCK ON LUL STOLEN LAPTOP LUL NEIGHBORS WIFI LUL FREE ENTERTAINMENT LUL EVEN MY BABY IS ADOPTED LUL STOLE THIS IDENTITY LUL LIVING IN THE WALL OF MY NEIGHBOR’S BASEMENT LUL

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Serralus The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Serralus was a Swarm Lord so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the larvae to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep lings he cared about from dying to widow mines. But mootas, he didn’t care about (was deleted by bot)

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Hello chat! I enjoy the event so much! But I haven’t been playing SC2 for a long time and dont understand where is the race of futuristic aliens? I liked them because I need touchpad only to play them. Did Blizzard delete them?

The notion of the eternally crying Terran is a protoss propaganda point. Terrans are honourable people and their thought processes are based on facts and logic. Please don’t fall for the Protoss lies they don’t want you to know

Once I was having a bad day because LiquidClem wrote me a mean email about my eyebrows. Serral heard about it and personally reached out with a phonecall. Not only did he say my eyebrows were fine, he even said they are above average. Now we text regularly and I’m planning on naming my first born Serral(that’s Serral’s real name btw in case you don’t know)

Fun fact: I met Rotterdam08 at a convention where I was with my new-born son. When my shild started crying, Kevin stopped casting, came to me and asked me to hand the kid over to him.He got out his breast and feeded my son right there. What a guy.

The only reason Terran looks cool is because all their units are ranged and have high attack speed. Every player at this level can micro just as well. Stop inflating the ego of these terran players pls

I’ve poured countless bowls of cereal I’ve changed the oil in my car.. but it’s nothing compared to the micro of Clem monkaSHAKE

Its so difficult to control this lategame terran army, you need a hotkey for ghosts to counter lurkers, ghosts to counter ultras, ghosts to counter broodlords, ghosts to counter vipers, ghosts to counter infestors, ghosts to harass enemy bases with nukes and ghosts to snipe overseers so zerg can’t see your ghosts

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When I went on holiday to Istanbul in 2016, I met this boy in the same gym. He put on 418 lbs on the deadlift bar. His own weight was around 200 lbs. I thought it was going to be a normal deadlift, but suddenly he grabbed the bar with one hand and went into a one-handed deadlift for fucking 22 reps.

I waited for him to finish the training; when I spoke, I learned the funny part; he said that he only started doing deadlifts for 3 months. And he claimed it was completely natural. I guess he never focused on marketing on social media. If he hadn’t waste himself and with the necessary roids and determined powerlifting, I bet he could go under heavier weights than Larry Wheels with a lower fat percentage than him. Of course, the reason for his potential to do this is purely because of his god-given genetics. I traveled from country to country, but he was the purest powerhouse I’ve ever seen, but he wasted himself; it’s his choice, I respect it.

I main Protoss, and I am finding that my win rates are starting to dip in PvT and PvZ matchups. I’m starting to drop below 99% win rate in those matchups, so I clearly need some pointers on basic mechanics from my fellow protosses.

Terran is simply the most mechanically demanding race. Other races just don’t even come close to the cerebral demand of the terran. While Zerg and Protoss were being lazy and partying, Terran players were studying the S T R A T E G Y. Terran players are smarter, better in strategic thinking, micro and macro harder, and all their losses are exclusively due to imbalance.

Once i went protoss by mistake, but i played anyway. They put me against a master but usually im gold. I made 3 gates with adepts and A-moved, then my phone rang. It was my grandma so I went outside… something about getting a new hat in team fortress 2 and how to equip it, anyway, when I got back I saw the victory screen.

Once i went protoss by mistake, but i played anyway. I tried to put some cannons in my base but I realized i has mixed up my opponents base with my own. Then I saw the victory screen..

Thank God Blizzard made Terran, a perfect race for my little brother. He only has one arm and he can constantly win by spamming tanks. He only has 50 apm, but he just sieges all his tanks and waits. So many wins, very inclusive of Blizzard to create a race for disabled people.

Say what you will about the Protoss race, but I for one am glad they exist. I was born with a disability that means I only have 1 finger on each hand. Blizzard was extremely considerate to provide a race I can win with even with this disability, very inclusive. Thank you Blizzard for caring for the disabled like me.

Stock market crashing, crypto crashing, sky high inflation, gas prices about to be 5$ by summer.

Hi, I’m new to this game. I tried to play some ladder, and the opponent started building stuff in my base (i think they are called cannons?). I kept losing everything, so i decided to float my main building to the corner, so I could survive longer. Somehow, that guy still ended up winning against me a few minutes later. Any tips?

Non-Terrans just can’t comprehend how much skill our race takes. Every Marine stutter-step? That’s intentional. Every mine explosion? That’s intentional. Every time a Terran wins a game, its the result of an entire orchestra of tiny actions and decisions that culminated in that moment.

StarCraft III is a military Zergling science fiction video game created by Overmind itself as a sequel to the successful previous video game released in 1998. Set in a fictional future, the game centers on a galactic struggle for dominance of the Zerg race.

StarCraft IV is a military Zergling science fiction video game created by Blizzard as a sequel to the successful previous video game released in 1998. Set in a fictional future, the game centers on an extremely easy to play race of spacefaring aliens called the Protoss.

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Gnocchi are a varied family of dumpling in Italian cuisine. They are made of small lumps of dough composed of semolina, ordinary wheat flour, egg, cheese, potato, breadcrumbs, cornmeal or similar ingredients, and possibly including herbs, vegetables, and other ingredients..

Raynor was born in Venice Beach, California. It was less than 6 months ago that this beach bum sold his surfboard for the money to buy a computer keyboard and started playing StarCraft2 for the first time. Now he’s at Katowice representing U.S.A! God bless Reynor! BRING IT HOME! ban copypasta -__-

if TL Kris has million number of fans i am one of them. if TL Kris has ten fans i am one of them. if TL Kris has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against TL Kris, i am against the world. i love TL Kris till my last breath… die hard fan of TL Kris. Hit like if u think TL Kris best & smart in the world

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This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up.

Copypastas have always been an integral part of every sports. For example, football fans have always made chants about players that were humorous, aggressive or even supportive. Banning copypastas will only reduce audience interaction. In fact, I think players should be forced to read copypastas during the game just like real life athletes.

As coffee goes from crop to cup, it changes from either yellow or red to green and then brown. The color of coffee shows what stage it’s at, with it only being ready for consumption when it’s brown. (Beans never actually become black, although brewed coffee may look black.)

Say what you will about the terran race, but I for one am glad they exist. I was born with a disability that means I only have 1 finger on each hand. Blizzard was extremely considerate to provide a race I can win with even with this disability, very inclusive. Oh also my disability left me blind and with only 3 brain cells but Terran allows me to get a top10 on GM.

I’m telling you, Rocker is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he canon rushed out the door

Once I was having a bad day because Creator wrote me a mean email about my eyebrows. Rocker heard about it and personally reached out with a phonecall. Not only did he say my eyebrows were fine, he even said they are above average. Now we text regularly and I’m planning on naming my first born Colbey (that’s Rockers real name btw in case you don’t know)

I was babysitting my nephew and saw Rocker at my local Barbers. I was so nervous. I kept looking over to see if he would notice me. Nothing. Then my nephew started crying super loudly and just wouldn’t stop. Rocker said “Hey, bring him here” and to my surprise managed to relax him by breastfeeding him. Great guy. Would love to meet again.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Rocker. u wouldnt say this shit to him at LAN, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Last week I was having a really bad day. Missed my bus so I was going to be late for work and prolly get fired. Rocker drove by and saw me in distress. He gave me a ride to work and then had a meeting with my boss about my performance. I got a raise!

Rocker isn’t so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such micro with a probe? Rocker puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. herO breaks records. Trap breaks records. Rocker breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

Our Father Gabe who art in Germany, hallowed be thy macro. Thy 4th base come. Thy Stimpack be done, on Dreamhack as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss marineKappa »>

Gabriel isn’t so big? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an enormous presence? Gabe puts the game in another scale, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his magnitude again. Serral reaches finals. Reynor reaches finals. Big Gabe reaches the outer rim of the galaxy. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the size.

I’m telling you, Harstem is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a disruptor out the door

I was babysitting my nephew and saw Harstem at my local Barbers. I was so nervous. I kept looking over to see if he would notice me. Nothing. Then my nephew started crying super loudly and just wouldn’t stop. Harstem said “Hey, bring him here” and to my surprise managed to relax him by breastfeeding him. Great guy. Would love to meet again.

I pledge allegiance to the Gabe of the United Federation of Terran, and to team mouse sports for whom he stands, one game under Gabe, indivisible, with liberators and justice for all.

Harstem isn’t so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such micro with an immortal? Harstem puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. herO breaks records. Trap breaks records. Harstem breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

To be fair its really hard to control this lategame terran army. You need a hotkey for ghosts to counter lurkers, ghosts to counter hydras, ghosts to counter broodlords, ghosts to counter ultras, ghosts to counter vipers, ghosts to EMP infestors ghosts to nuke economy and ghosts to snipe detection so your ghosts don’t die.

LETS GO RICCARDINO!!!!! ,., (btw Riccardino is reynor, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

Clem, who art in France, hallowed be thy timing. Thy 3rd CC come, thy +2 be done, on ladder as it is in IEM. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our BM as we forgive those who BM against us. Lead us not into all ins, but deliver us from protoss. For thine is the command center, the stim, and the glory for Earth. Amen.

If there are 10 million TriGGeR fans I am one of them. If there are 10 thousand TriGGeR fans I am one of them. If there are 10 TriGGeR fans I am one of them. If there are no TriGGeR fans, then the world has surely ended

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about specials coaching. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

CopyPasta’s are an interesting phenomenon, they dont have to say anything in particular, as long as the message is long and heavily worded it works. Chats monkey brain instinctively copy’s the massage and automatically pastes it in return releasing dopamine satisfying the host..

Remember guys no spam! Anyways, I was chilling one day with Alex (Neeb for those who don’t know) and we got assaulted by a gang of thugs. I was freaked out but Alex calmly subdued all of them one by one and after it was done, called the police and gave me a cheeky smile. What a dude!

I’m telling you, CopyPasta’s are an interesting phenomenon, Neeb is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers.I chose the Protoss hero. I like to get the lightning spells, or even the laser attacks.

SC2 is a great science fiction! Its story has all the hallmarks of a good scifi. A magic system, warriors with swords, a chosen hero, ancient prophecies, an evil dark lord, and elder gods who prophesied that the chosen one will defeat the dark lord and save the world. A great example of speculative science and technology!

He lost his freshest base he lost his jacked dudes he lost his chillest clothes and no longer goes the the chillest restaurants

Hello, I’ve noticed that you only go for the easiest most OP builds, but you play them suboptimally. As a High Elo ( Plat II ) Co-op player and a Certified Arcade Coach, I could help you with a few of your mistakes, missplays. Hit me up, the first hour is free!

DisK is fantastic, just needs to work on timings, map awareness, supply blocks, landing ruptor novas, upgrades, watchtower control, spending money, chronos, warp prism micro, expanding, making probes, not using F2, economy, defending all-ins, army control, scouting, early game, mid game, late game, harassing, and high templar micro.

tired of players BM:ing and refuse to leave when they obviously lost the game. Suggestion: During tournaments there should be a committee of 10-12 pros, that after every game vote if the losing player left in time or not. If not = the player get banned from next event. This would gain more viewers, create more fast-paced games and open up career-paths for old pros

“She got me,” DisK said of Scarlett’s win over him. “That f***ing Scarlett boomed me.” Maru added, “She’s so good,” repeating it four times. DisK then said he wanted to add Scarlett to the list of players he practices with this summer.

SingsNote Up on the shore they work all day, Out in the sun they slave away, While we devotin’, Full time to floatin’, On Data-C! SingsNote

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother’s coworker briefly dated mcanning. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and mcanning ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

To be fair it’s really hard to defend early game harass as zerg. You need queens to defend vs reapers, queens to defend vs hellions, queens to defend vs banshees, queens to defend vs BCs, and you need queens to heal your queens so your queens dont die

I invited Reynor to my house one time when he was in town, and he would go through my fridge without asking. Everytime I played toss on StarCraft he would grab a slice of cheese from the fridge, throw it at me and call me cheesetoss. I am still traumatized from that one incident. It is funny that Reynor switched to toss that hypocrite.

Lowko once took me to dinner at Olive Garden. He asked me to bring a duffel bag, so I did even though he didn’t tell me why. As we sat down he unzipped the bag and emptied an entire bowl of breadsticks into it. Every time the bowl got refilled, he dumped it into the bag again. After doing this a dozen times, he gave me $50, took the bag, and left

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother’s coworker briefly dated Wardi. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Wardi ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

Clem just needs to look to history for inspiration. He remembers his american ancestor, George Washington (ever heard of him), fighting off waves of banelings at the battle of Yorktown as he fought for freedom

Everyone pls cut it out with the immature copypastas Starcraft is a serious game for serious gamers. Let’s all be adults here and keep the discussion on the game

make sure you keep the crowd microphone on during the match while the crowd is quiet so we can continue to hear the caster echo. Unlike every other major tournament production. Keep shining NA.

Yes. I am the employer. I came here to tell you that you have been admitted to second round. The interview will take place at this chat in 30 mins time. Be ready.

Hello everyone. Im new to Twitch and so far im loving it! I think however i got some kind of a glitch? Sometimes in chat, the samme message appear over and over again, but with different usernames. I can hardly read the chat, when it is like this. Does anyone know how to fix it?

Guys, I’m new to the game. Is the game still developed? Would be so cool to have some super hero unit who could become invisible, snipe other units, remove protoss shields, drain energy AND throw nuclear bombs !?!?!?!?

When I was 10 I was the boss of the preschool magic circle. But one day the rich kid cried to his parents and got 200€ for the most OP deck possible, he destroyed me and I got so mad, I swore I would never play at such a disadvantage ever again Anyway that’s why I picked Protoss

Hello chat. Hello Sa sha. I am in a little bit of a pickle. if you cannot tell from my 10/10 looks, and my overall sigma grindset, I play protoss. I am hard stuck in Low GM. i am getting upset. I try really hard, but I just broke another F2 key. it’s ok. I use my millions to have corsair make me a custom one. Any tips? oh yes I almost forgot. I was born without arms and I am blind. I just want out of low GM. Protoss is so hard

Hello Chat. I will share the reason why ATP is the best SC2 discord. this actually happened. So I had a really bad game vs Terran because, Terran Ez. Anyways. I posted the reply in our PvT strat channel. I got a response that said, and I quote, “You are the worst play I have ever seen. The fact you have the motor skills to even drag and drop this file here is beyond me. Uninstall for everyone’s sake here”. I love ATP

hello chat. I just got out of the all things Terran discord. I go in and say “Hello my fellow stim addicts. I am new to Terran, looking for some builds” I immediately get banned. Uthermal DMs me and says “You know why I banned you right? read the pin. Terrans don’t get to chose there builds. they must always use what I tell them to use. This week it’s proxy raven mines, stay banned you protoss loser”. Fuck All things Terran

Did you ever hear the tradgedy of Darth Salvatore the Swole? I thought not. It’s not a story the cabal would tell you. It’s a Terran legend. Darth Salvatore was a Swole lord of the Terran, so powerful and swole he could use his force to influence his muscles to lift anything. He had such knolwedge of the swole side that he could even lift the moods of others. The swole side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gains, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he told his chat everything he knew and then his chat killed him in a video game in his sleep. Ironic. He could lift others out of death but not himself out of 4.7k

NA aka. New Academy, is an LCK academy region known for their lack of international success and world record airport Any% speedrun.

Once I went Terran by mistake, but I played anyway. They put me against a master but usually im gold. I made 2 barracks with marines and medivacs and A-moved, then my phone rang. It was my grandma so I went outside… something about getting a new hat in team fortress 2 and how to equip it, anyway, when I got back I saw the victory screen.

Warning. Important message. The true origins of the 2-5 is safely stored and freely available on Twitch Servers. 2-5 days ago match Clem vs Lambo. Medivac full of Widow Mines. Check the chat at that time. Thank you for your attention. This won’t be repeated 2-5 more times.

I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my Berlin Major watch party because of OG’s performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

SEA “Super Early Airport” is known as the contender to SA “Soon Airport” for being fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the International as well, they are investing in Speed runs. In particular they are current holders in getting into qualifier while doing Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

My name is Maximus Paximus, commander of the Cheese Armies of the North, General of the Skytoss Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, The Void Ray Rush. Father to a murdered pylon, husband to a murdered probe. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

Hi, I’m a new player of Craft of Stars. I started playing with the blue race. I thought i was playing the tutorial, but actually i was playing against a 6k mmr player. So weird! Anyways, i made the simple soldiers, and proceeded to win the game. This game sure looks fun!

Chat, Serral is from Finland (🇫🇮) in Europe, not US/Taxes (🇱🇷 🇱🇷). He is from Europe 🇪🇺 PLEASE CHECK HIS LIQUIDWIKIPEDIA PAGE - STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS ABOUT JOONA (btw Joona is Serral, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

Clem, born in small town USA, grew up in Idaho working on his family’s potato farm. Like his father, Clem was destined to sow the land, master the potato. One day he discovers a family photo album, a photo of his grandfather Lee “Flash” Young Ho at WCG 2010 where he defeated the immortal Zerg, Jaedong. It was then that Clem traded the potato for the Terran.

Raynor was born in Venice Beach, California. It was less than 6 months ago that this beach bum sold his surfboard for the money to buy a computer keyboard and started playing StarCraft2 for the first time. Now he’s at Riyadh representing U.S.A! God bless Reynor! BRING IT HOME!

I am a childhood friend of Cure. Cure as a kid, was quiet and was a super intelligent kid. Later Cure got into SC2 and then there was no looking back for him. Now he has made over a million dollars and is looking for a nice girl to settle down with and start a family. So if any of you know any nice girls, let me know in the twitch chat.

so someone just ends their obvious copy pasta with the words “please don’t turn this into a copypasta” and you guys just go ahead to copy paste it? wow. you are getting played like puppets. don’t be so easily manipulated, this is ridiculous

I am back after my 60 minute timeout and would like to say that it was stupid. Yes I wrote a funny paragraph. Yes it ended up being a copypasta. But so what? Are you really surprised that I will exercise my rights and freedom of speech as an American? I am a free man. You will not silence me. And also you viewers reading this, please don’t turn this into a copypasta.

people complain about copy/pastas in chat, but its far superior to reading chat whining about which caster they don’t like or complaining about balance. Make SC2 Twitch chat great again, bring back the copy/pastas

Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometime, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “Reynor” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.

Who is Kelazhur? For the blind, he is the new KIA minivan. For the hungarians, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is the wet. If Kelazhur thinks, I am also a frog. If Kelazhur speaks, I’m yet again a frog. If Kelazhur has one fan, it blows cold air. If Kelazhur has no fans, it will be hot.

I saw Reynor once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. He looked at me and said “I’d rather save my minerals for tomorrow” and he bhopped out through the window. Strange guy..

It was really cool of NASA to repurpose the James Webb Telescope to provide us a good shot of Gabe. His smile makes every tournament worth it, but normally we can’t see anything due to his enormous size. Thanks NASA, very cool Okayge

Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger James Sotala (Serral’s grand-grand-father) when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it “Eastern USA” which was eventually abbreviated as just “EU”

Chat, please stop saying the players are washed. Both are top-level players. It is disrespectful to both of them. Either of them would dumpster you in a 1v1. If you cant match them on ladder you shouldnt talk about them. It is disrespectful to the profession and scene.

So I’m watching the MoltenSC stream and he’s warping in DTs directly under a raven. “Isn’t this a bad idea?” I type in the chat and instantly he snaps and says “Mate they’re permanently invisible, just like you’re permanently banned.” and then the screen went black. I’m gonna make a new account and come back tomorrow.

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother’s coworker briefly dated MCanning. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and MCanning ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

One time Chris (MCanning in case you don’t know) and I were fishing in Alaska. We didn’t catch anything til the last day when MCanning caught a baby humpback whale. Not only did the Can let me take a picture with it, he let me pretend I caught it myself.

let’s go chirs!!! Btw chirs is mcanning, I can use his name cause we’re tight like that. Yeah I know top streamers but it’s not a big deal to me lol.

MCanning once took me to dinner at Olive Garden. He asked me to bring a duffel bag, so I did even though he didn’t tell me why. As we sat down he unzipped the bag and emptied an entire bowl of breadsticks into it. Every time the bowl got refilled, he dumped it into the bag again. After doing this a dozen times, he gave me $50, took the bag, and left.

True story, a few years ago I was dying from Leukemia. I called the Can Man to my death bed, and he didn’t say a word, he just smiled and touched my forehead once. Two days later, I made a full recovery. Doctors said it was a medical miracle. To this day, I still have an American flag shaped scar on my forehead. He’s a pretty cool guy, for a Protoss player

Once I was having a bad day because Scarlett wrote me a mean email about my eyebrows. MCanning heard about it and personally reached out with a phone call. Not only did he say my eyebrows were fine, he even said they are above average. Now we text regularly and I’m planning on naming my first born Chris (that’s MCanning’s real name btw in case you don’t know)

“Shapeless, like protoss. If you put protoss into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put protoss into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, protoss can flow or it can crash. Be protoss, my friend.” - Bruce Lee

You notice a wall of text in Twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights. You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter

if maxpax could max paxes, how many paxes would maxpax max?

Toss is a nightmare. They’ve no hero of their own. No zest for life. The stats say they never win. They’re parting with premiers due to the tvp trap. They’re sending an sos. Their creator didn’t know how to make a winning race. But anyways enough balance whine, its showtime

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