Mind Dump, Tech And Life Blog
written by Ivan Alenko
published under license bootleg
posted in category Technology & Dystopia / Fun
posted at 05. Jan '21

Copypastas

Without a doubt, I am one of the better tournament viewers in this channel. I have logged more hours watching tournaments on twitch than all you kiddos combined, and I know the difference between single elimination and round robin brackets. I can tell you everything you want to know about ad breaks, audio, casters, balance, and game meta. Y’all need to get on my level. PinkMercy

Our Maru who art in Korea, hallowed be thy micro. Thy Fusion Core come. Thy stimpack be done, on GSL as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.

if heromarine has million number of fans i am one of them. if heromarine has ten fans i am one of them. if heromarine has no fans. that means i am no more on this earth. if the world is against heromarine, i am against the world. i love heromarine till my last breath marineLove

thy kingdom crashed, thy will be done. on twitch as it is on EU server

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about @uthermal. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

A study from MIT concluded that people that criticize people that copy paste messages in live stream chats (like in Twitch), tend to have a lower IQ than the average. It also concluded that they usually have a unhealthy addiction, as they criticize copy pastes that have yet a lot of meaning.

LETS GO MARC!! (btw Marc is Thermy , I can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah I know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

WHY DOES no one talk about the fact that Big Gabe had a burnt pizza in the room with him during SAHSC, helping him with callouts DURING the game? since when is this allowed? covid came so we can cheat in major tournaments and no one cares just because apparently they were lax on the rules?

Jesus died so we could go to heaven with him forever. We all need Christ to forgive us for our sin and set us free from sin and hell. Believe in him today to go to heaven. God bless you ♥

It’s like 7am in Korea right now. The sun is coming up. Darkness is being vanquished across the land. Dark was seemingly unstoppable while the light was but a promise. Now he is powerless

Lmao you call yourself a SC2 fan? I’m loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a real fan

Twitch chat clearly doesn’t understand the nuances of playing Protoss at the highest level. F2 + a-move isn’t as simple as it looks. Its execution may be different according to the mouse and keyboard models. In some cases the F2 button may even be broken, which makes it even more difficult.

You wouldn’t talk so much trash about terran if you met an SCV irl. I mean they’re a fusion of metal and a blue collar worker. Ha! You’d be too scared to move a muscle. blessed with the resilience, grit, and resourcefulness of the other terran units. Yeah you don’t stand a chance bud. Playing terran takes the fortitude of a someone doing construction work.

You wouldn’t talk so much trash about protoss if you met a stalker irl. I mean they’re a fusion of metal and the essence of a DT. Ha! You’d be too scared to move a muscle. blessed with the eloquence, grace, and power of the other toss units. Yeah you don’t stand a chance bud. Playing toss takes the patience of a someone learning the katana.

NA is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.

NA currently living rent free inside of EU’s head, yes its okay EU we know you are infatuated with us. If you wanted us to be your valentine and your lonely all you needed to do was ask!

REYNOR, THE LOS ANGELES NATIVE, THE “BEACH-BUM” TURNED SC2 PRO, WHO JUST TWO YEARS AGO SOLD HIS MOST CHERISHED OBJECT — THE SURFBOARD OF HIS YOUTH — IN EXCHANGE FOR A KEYBOARD AND MOUSE…AND NOW WHO COULD BELIEVE IT, HERE HE IS, IN THE KATOWICE GRAND FINALS 2021!! — MAKE USA PROUD REYNOR!!!!!!

Lmao you call yourself an LEC fan? I’m loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a true fan

Our Father Serral who art in Finland, hallowed be thy macro. Thy Lair come. Thy roach speed be done, on WCS as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss.

MarineLord, the Fremen, takes a breather from the confines of his stillsuit to enjoy a pleasant rivalry of starcrafting

I come from the future, from 2030 more exactly. I have a very important message to tell! Protoss dominates the world. Blizzard never managed to nerf them, and things went south really quick. Everyone wears a Zealot mask in the streets, it’s insanity! Please tell your friends to not play protoss. Save the world!

Life with chronic pain is just constantly looking at something that brings you joy, assessing how much pain it might cause you in the future, and then deciding if the trade-off is worth it. It often isn’t, but there’s such a crushing boredom in prioritizing your health sometimes while you play protoss.

SC2 is simply the most mechanically demanding game. Other games just don’t even come close to the cerebral demand of SC2. SC2 players are smarter, micro and macro harder, and all their losses are exclusively due to balance.

Fun fact: I met Rotterdam at a convention and asked him to sign my keyboard. I handed him a pen but he just looked at me and shook his head. He got out his paintbrushes and painted a picture on my keyboard right there. What a guy

Our Father Serral who art in TEXAS, hallowed be thy macro. Thy Lair come. Thy roach speed be done, on WCS as it is in Ladder. Give us this day our daily all-in; and forgive us our BM, as we forgive those who BM against us; and lead us not into cheese, but deliver us from Protoss. banger

Yeah I get it copy pastas are fun and all that but dont you think it is time to grow up and be an adult? Copying someone else’s message for no reason doesnt bring you forward in any way and just makes you look childish. So please stop and think before copy pasting.

Hey I’m one of Serral’s banelings, did you know we train together in packs for coordination, speed and surrounding fast moving objects? He said that I’m really smart and have a high chance of survival. What’s that master? Sorry gotta go!

How to make future bass:

Step 1: Go to the future. Step 2: Find a nearby river. Step 3: Catch the first bass you find. Step 4: Tear out the bass’ lungs. Step 5: Play the bass’ lungs like a flute. Step 6: Make profit.

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